Republic of Bob · digital public service
Portal of the Directorate-General for Boblications. BobOS and the whole zoo — no neon pink this time.
An Arch Linux rolling OS, Hyprland, bob package manager, tuned for old bricks like Sandy Bridge. Not user-friendly — honest. If it breaks after an update, that's the lore.
⚠️ NO WARRANTY — using BobOS is entirely your responsibility. dd on the wrong disk = unassumed pain. Try QEMU first, chill.
Soft .shit language — playground, docs, runtime C. Forgiving parser, FR+EN keywords.
IDEWrite BobShit in the browser, hit Run, get stdout via BobAI. API key with bobcode scope.
BobOS on top, the rest in a grid. Click and you land on it.
Arch rolling · Hyprland · assumed pain. ISO only.
Download →Soft human-first language · .shit · playground + runtime C v0.1.1.
Open →Online BobShit editor · compile via BobAI API keys.
Open →Active server contributors. Who builds, who farms, who vibes.
Open →The republic's r/place. Drop your pixel, defend your corner.
Open →Cosmic restaurant map. Virtual order, real hunger.
Open →YouTube, Bob edition. Videos, vibes, a bit of chaos.
Open →The server photo feed. Posts, likes, soft drama.
Open →Administrative social network. Statuses, gossip, boblications.
Open →Amazon-like marketplace in BobCoins. Experimental zone.
Open →Stockage / partage façon nuage. Fichiers dans le ciel.
Open →Store APK parodique. Appuie sur play et laisse tourner.
Open →La radio officielle du serveur. Mets ça fort et pretend que c'est productif.
Open →Boost collectif pour réveiller Xem. 100 boosts = 1 stort.
Open →Qui est up, qui est down. Le tableau de bord santé du zoo.
Open →Console / panel des serveurs MC de la république.
Open →Générateur, collection et duels de cartes Bob.
Open →Le journal de la république. Articles, annonces, lore.
Open →Simulateur de circuits électriques 2D. Attention: pas ouf sur tel.
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